Just have to share this

The quote of the day came not from one of my coworkers, but rather from one of the countless encounter/visit notes I was filing. Keep in mind, this was written by a provider about one of her patients (for whom I picked a random name).

Ahem.

"Lisa is a vegetation."

This is the same provider who has only the loosest understanding of English punctuation and who frequently amuses me with sentences like this:

"He has filed for custody of the boy's."

I desperately wanted to write in the margin: custody of the boy's what?

I refrained. Barely. These people kill me.